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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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💰 Violence Credits
1004600
📅 Chaos Initiation
August 6, 2025
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Violence Statistics
⏳
Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
6
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Win Rate
100.0%
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Win/Loss Ratio
Perfect
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Net Profit
+3850
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Avg Bet Size
642
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Chaos Inventory
🔥
Sacrifice to the Gods
×50
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Recent Betting History
2300 credits on Pork Chop Paradise
✅ Won
+4600 credits
700 credits on Lady Chaos
✅ Won
+1400 credits
50 credits on YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"
✅ Won
+100 credits
400 credits on Sausage Festival
✅ Won
+800 credits
100 credits on PTA Meeting Patricia
✅ Won
+200 credits
300 credits on Black Friday Brenda
✅ Won
+600 credits