TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-05-25
APPROVED
Grammar Nazi Gertrude
Strength55
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique98
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grammar Nazi Gertrude VS PTA Meeting Patricia
PTA Meeting Patricia
65Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
92Technique
2.0Molecular Density
82Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
PTA Meeting Patricia
Violence concluded.
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