TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-18-25
APPROVED
Marilyn Manson
Strength99
Speed99
Endurance99
Technique110
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Marilyn Manson VS Messy Tessie
Messy Tessie
51Strength
69Speed
45Endurance
57Technique
2.1Molecular Density
30Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Marilyn Manson
Violence concluded.
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