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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Messy Tessie

Garbage Pail Kids Emotional
RECORD 13W 15L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Messy Tessie

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
80
Endurance
60
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 30
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights