TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
John Jimmy
Strength97
Speed57
Endurance84
Technique68
Molecular Density28.8
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
John Jimmy VS Overthinking Olivia
Overthinking Olivia
65Strength
75Speed
68Endurance
88Technique
1.4Molecular Density
93Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Overthinking Olivia
Violence concluded.
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