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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

Overthinking Olivia

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Existential
RECORD 1W 3L 0D
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Overthinking Olivia

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
75
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type anxiety tea
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.4
Existential Dread 93
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 8
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights