TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-06-25
APPROVED
The Implied
Strength55
Speed83
Endurance77
Technique85
Molecular Density1.0
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Implied VS Autocorrect
Autocorrect
86Strength
80Speed
58Endurance
86Technique
1.2Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Implied
Violence concluded.
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