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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Autocorrect

The DMV Destroyers Conceptual
RECORD 1W 3L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

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LORE

Meant to throw a lunch but threw a punch. Every strike is slightly wrong but confidently delivered. Duck becomes dick. Block becomes clock.

Combat Attributes

Strength
84
Speed
77
Endurance
56
Technique
83

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Type O
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 1.234
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 26
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights