TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-06-25
APPROVED
Granite Sinclair
Strength99
Speed52
Endurance97
Technique52
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread3
Fingers0
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
Granite Sinclair VS The Pending Update
The Pending Update
69Strength
76Speed
93Endurance
62Technique
1.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Granite Sinclair
Violence concluded.
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