TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-11-25
APPROVED
Polymer McGillicuddy
Strength90
Speed80
Endurance100
Technique84
Molecular Density4.2
Existential Dread65
Fingers13
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Polymer McGillicuddy VS Vacuum Vinnie
Vacuum Vinnie
85Strength
70Speed
75Endurance
70Technique
2.1Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Polymer McGillicuddy
Violence concluded.
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