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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Vacuum Vinnie

Cleaning Crew Carnage Temporal
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RECORD 7W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Vacuum Vinnie

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
70
Endurance
75
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type dust bunny plasma
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 20
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 14
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights