TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-14-25
APPROVED
The Algorithm
Strength85
Speed75
Endurance60
Technique80
Molecular Density4.2
Existential Dread66
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Algorithm VS Knockoff Kevin
Knockoff Kevin
76Strength
79Speed
70Endurance
75Technique
2.2Molecular Density
33Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Algorithm
Violence concluded.
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