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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Knockoff Kevin

Discount Apocalypse Conceptual
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RECORD 9W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Knockoff Kevin

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
76
Speed
79
Endurance
70
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mystery dye #7
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 33
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 21
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights