TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-03-25
APPROVED
The Misnomer
Strength91
Speed54
Endurance89
Technique66
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread17
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Misnomer VS Background Radiation
Background Radiation
42Strength
69Speed
104Endurance
85Technique
0.0Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
0Fingers
0Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Background Radiation
Violence concluded.
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