TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-04-25
APPROVED
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Strength90
Speed64
Endurance81
Technique79
Molecular Density96.7
Existential Dread56
Fingers13
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
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Crying in Cars Caroline
69Strength
86Speed
59Endurance
81Technique
1.8Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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