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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Crying in Cars Caroline

The Sadness Merchants Emotional
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RECORD 11W 5L 0D
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Crying in Cars Caroline

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
86
Endurance
62
Technique
83

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type road-salt tears
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.8
Existential Dread 92
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 5
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
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