TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-07-25
APPROVED
Nick Fuentes
Strength80
Speed40
Endurance80
Technique100
Molecular Density53.3
Existential Dread49
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nick Fuentes VS Snack Attack Stan
Snack Attack Stan
70Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
70Technique
2.3Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Snack Attack Stan
Violence concluded.
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