🥊 SPOODBLORT

Yeah, so look, I didn’t come here to play games. I joined Spoodblort because the world’s gone soft, and somebody’s gotta bring a little order back to the cage. I’m not a fan of fancy moves or overhyped nonsense—my style is simple, it’s efficient, it’s precise. You hit me, I hit back harder. You try to outsmart me, I’m already three steps ahead. This isn’t just fighting—it’s philosophy in motion, it’s truth in action. I fight for the principles most people are too scared to say out loud, and I fight to win. So yeah, when you step into the ring with me, you’re not just fighting a guy—you’re fighting an idea. And in Spoodblort, ideas like mine don’t lose.