TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-07-25
APPROVED
Unanswered Text Anxiety
Strength81
Speed64
Endurance78
Technique77
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread93
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Unanswered Text Anxiety VS Don Vito
Don Vito
120Strength
20Speed
40Endurance
120Technique
72.6Molecular Density
52Existential Dread
20Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Unanswered Text Anxiety
Violence concluded.
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