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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Unanswered Text Anxiety

The Sadness Merchants Conceptual
RECORD 4W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Unanswered Text Anxiety

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
81
Speed
64
Endurance
78
Technique
77

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type read receipts
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 93
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 404
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights