TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-08-25
APPROVED
The Margin Note
Strength49
Speed94
Endurance72
Technique85
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Margin Note VS Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
96Strength
75Speed
70Endurance
60Technique
4.8Molecular Density
5Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”
Violence concluded.
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