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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

Food-Based Furies Existential
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RECORD 12W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

LORE

Harold is your favorite cubicle mate leaving burnt swirl marks in the break room toilet. Heat is his strength, smell is his weakness. Harolds Hot Sauce Heater deals extra area-of-effect damage to any nostril within 12 feet.

Combat Attributes

Strength
96
Speed
75
Endurance
70
Technique
60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Scoville plasma
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 4.8
Existential Dread 5
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 13
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
🏆 1x Champion
  • Karen Manager Kombat · Nov 8, 2025 23:49 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
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