TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-17-25
APPROVED
Just Greg
Strength75
Speed68
Endurance55
Technique102
Molecular Density40.1
Existential Dread55
Fingers12
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Just Greg VS The Intern
The Intern
61Strength
78Speed
95Endurance
66Technique
1.0Molecular Density
109Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Intern
Violence concluded.
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