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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Just Greg

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Democratic Destruction 🎨 puggy
RECORD 2W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Just Greg

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
68
Endurance
55
Technique
102

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Nacho Cheese
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 40.05549133775469
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 12
Toes 6
Ancestors 16249
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights