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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Intern

Napster Emotional
RECORD 1W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Intern

LORE

Unpaid, untrained, unbeatable. Fueled entirely by imposter syndrome and free office snacks. Each victory adds another line to their resume that no one will read.

Combat Attributes

Strength
61
Speed
78
Endurance
95
Technique
66

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Coffee
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.023
Existential Dread 109
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 94
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights