TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-20-25
APPROVED
Kevin Richardson
Strength60
Speed70
Endurance75
Technique85
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Kevin Richardson VS Joey Fatone
Joey Fatone
70Strength
60Speed
85Endurance
75Technique
2.5Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Joey Fatone
Violence concluded.
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