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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Joey Fatone

The Existential Crisis Club Conceptual
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RECORD 22W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Joey Fatone

LORE

The fat one

Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
60
Endurance
85
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type marinara sauce
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.5
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights