TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-02-25
APPROVED
nft.altruist
Strength40
Speed115
Endurance56
Technique79
Molecular Density0.1
Existential Dread98
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
nft.altruist VS Nick Fuentes
Nick Fuentes
83Strength
42Speed
84Endurance
101Technique
53.3Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
nft.altruist
Violence concluded.
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