TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-02-25
APPROVED
The Little Black Book
Strength123
Speed105
Endurance27
Technique65
Molecular Density76.3
Existential Dread67
Fingers56
Toes30
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Little Black Book VS Lottery Ticket Larry
☠️ Lottery Ticket Larry ☠️
60Strength
60Speed
95Endurance
98Technique
2.0Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Little Black Book
Violence concluded.
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