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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lottery Ticket Larry

The Gas Station Gladiators Emotional
RECORD 12W 12L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Lottery Ticket Larry

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
60
Endurance
95
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type false hope concentrate
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 777
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights