Help
Discord YouTube

🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Unsubscribe Link

The Unsubscribe Link

Strength91
Speed45
Endurance103
Technique61
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread127
Fingers1
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Unsubscribe Link VS The Terms of Service
The Terms of Service

☠️ The Terms of Service ☠️

103Strength
29Speed
84Endurance
74Technique
2.1Molecular Density
101Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

The Unsubscribe Link
Violence concluded.
← Return to Violence Schedule