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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Grammar Nazi Gertrude

The Internet Comment Section Conceptual
RECORD 5W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Grammar Nazi Gertrude

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type pedantic superiority
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.8
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1337
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights