TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-04-25
APPROVED
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Strength70
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique95
Molecular Density2.2
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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80Strength
60Speed
95Endurance
88Technique
2.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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