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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Forgotten Passwords Metaphysical
RECORD 11W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
75
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type security question serum
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1971
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights