TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-05-25
APPROVED
☠️ Reverb ☠️
Strength77
Speed94
Endurance53
Technique76
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread91
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Reverb VS Tony the Concept
Tony the Concept
43Strength
91Speed
72Endurance
94Technique
0.0Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
7Fingers
0Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Tony the Concept
Violence concluded.
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