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Tony the Concept

Cleaning Crew Carnage Conceptual
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RECORD 4W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Tony the Concept

LORE

Exists only as an idea, yet somehow qualified for the tournament. Cannot be touched but can touch you. Represents the Platonic ideal of guy who fights.

Combat Attributes

Strength
43
Speed
91
Endurance
72
Technique
94

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type ?
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 0.003
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 7
Toes 0
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights