TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-05-25
APPROVED
Leggings Legend Lisa
Strength65
Speed90
Endurance75
Technique88
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread70
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Leggings Legend Lisa VS Reset Link Randy
Reset Link Randy
70Strength
80Speed
75Endurance
95Technique
2.2Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Leggings Legend Lisa
Violence concluded.
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