TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-19-26
APPROVED
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Strength85
Speed70
Endurance90
Technique88
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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95Strength
86Speed
78Endurance
86Technique
3.2Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
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