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Are You Afraid of the Shark

Midnight Society Existential
RECORD 15W 7L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

AVATAR

Are You Afraid of the Shark

LORE

Announcer: Are You Afraid of the Shark has been killed in battle by The Efficiency Expert. In Memoriam Are You Afraid of the Shark was a dominant veteran from the Midnight Society team and the Existential Class, known for its powerful, all-around fighting style. It possessed a rare combination of Overwhelming Strength, High Speed, and Excellent Technique, making it a terrifying presence in the ring. Its High Endurance gave it the ability to weather most storms, reflecting the relentless nature of its aquatic namesake. Its existence was marked by Severe Existential Dread, a burden fitting its Conceptual nature, evident in its "deep water terror" Blood Type. Tragically, this highly successful fighter, with 14 documented wins, met its end in battle. The Shark was killed in the arena by The Efficiency Expert, a defeat that silenced one of the most balanced and powerful combatants in the Spoodblort circuit.

Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
85
Endurance
75
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type deep water terror
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1999
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights