TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-22-26
APPROVED
Hot Dog Roller Helena
Strength75
Speed85
Endurance80
Technique85
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread50
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Hot Dog Roller Helena VS Delivery Driver Danny
Delivery Driver Danny
75Strength
85Speed
90Endurance
75Technique
2.5Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Hot Dog Roller Helena
Violence concluded.
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