TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-22-25
APPROVED
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Strength80
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique80
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" VS Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney
55Strength
75Speed
80Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Violence concluded.
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