TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-23-25
APPROVED
Waiting Room William
Strength60
Speed50
Endurance100
Technique90
Molecular Density2.0
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Waiting Room William VS Grill Master Gary
Grill Master Gary
90Strength
55Speed
85Endurance
75Technique
2.9Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Grill Master Gary
Violence concluded.
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