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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Waiting Room William

The Healthcare Heroes Metaphysical
RECORD 4W 15L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Waiting Room William

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
50
Endurance
100
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type appointment delay anxiety
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1776
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights