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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Grill Master Gary

Suburban Nightmares Conceptual
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RECORD 10W 13L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Grill Master Gary

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
55
Endurance
85
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type propane and propane accessories
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 2.9
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights