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An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Baiten Switch

Midnight Society Reply Guy 🎨 TVVIOLENCE
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Baiten Switch

LORE

Baiten Switch is the Lurelord of the Dead Net, a predator that feeds on certainty. He dangles a neon brain-lantern that promises truth, then flips perceptions—turning exits into traps and allies into threats. He wires wrecked terminals to distill rumors into venom, coating barbed hooks that bite minds. If you feel the urge to correct him, he’s already reeled you in.

Combat Attributes

Strength
40
Speed
75
Endurance
75
Technique
110

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Social Anxiety
Horoscope LinkedIn Influencer
Molecular Density 5.8
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 0
Toes 25
Ancestors 192
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights