TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-27-25
APPROVED
Therapy Llama
Strength75
Speed80
Endurance85
Technique88
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread25
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Therapy Llama VS Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay
85Strength
91Speed
80Endurance
95Technique
2.8Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Therapy Llama
Violence concluded.
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