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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Gordon Ramsay

Napster Emotional
RECORD 10W 11L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

AVATAR

Gordon Ramsay

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
90
Endurance
80
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type lamb sauce
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 60
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights