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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Windex Warrior

Cleaning Crew Carnage Conceptual
RECORD 0W 1L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Windex Warrior

LORE

Windex Warrior has been killed in battle by Vacuum Vinnie.

Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
90
Endurance
60
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type ammonia mist
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 25
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 41
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights