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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Mop Chop Molly

Cleaning Crew Carnage Emotional
RECORD 3W 6L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Mop Chop Molly

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type bucket water
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.9
Existential Dread 18
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights