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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Pending Update

The Zoom Call Zombies Biological
RECORD 2W 5L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

The Pending Update

LORE

Has been downloading for seventeen years. At 99% completion since 2019. Will be unstoppable once fully installed. Probably. Maybe. Please restart your opponent.

Combat Attributes

Strength
69
Speed
76
Endurance
93
Technique
62

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Binary
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 1.112
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

What is this?

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights